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[theprezident]

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Text; Coin Hunting Event

[skaldish]

[ She doesn't even know him that well but the Heimdall coin she found gives her a weird compulsion to check in on him. ]

Hi Rhys! Just wondering, are you doing this coin hunt too?

Text;

[theprezident]

[ Oh, well, that's ... unexpected. ]

I guess I plan to. Why?

Text;

[skaldish]

I was just curious. Now that I think about it - it's more like a scavenger hunt since the coins are hidden though, don't you think?

At least the house with the most coins wins a prize! What do you think the prize is?

Text;

[theprezident]

Or a treasure hunt, but I don't know if they're treasures if they're not worth that much. Not that anything is worth anything here, technically.

I have no idea. The gods seem to be able to just create almost anything they want. It'll probably be something everything can use. Some sort of kitchen upgrade or something like that, maybe?

Text;

[skaldish]

It's kind of nice that everything is pretty much free here!

Hopefully it's something good! Or I guess better since things aren't so bad here.

Oh yeah, while we're talking - How has getting information been going for you so far?

text; (day seventy-three, sometime near the evening)

[channellings]

hrsy
rys
RHYS [fuck this, time for voice-to-text instead.]

hey i know this is sudden but i need your help
i'm
high as fuck for lack of a better word [plant-gathering has gone rather well, it seems.] and i don't exactly know where i am
somewhere near the farms in sigyn's territory
i almost made it to tyrhaus
but now any place i walk i keep thinking i'm gonna step on cats

[yeah, they can blame skadi for that one.]

jfc

[theprezident]

[ Well, this is unexpected. The circumstances of the message in the first place, and the fact that apparently Rhys is the one to contact for help.

But. Okay. ]

What did you even get high ON?

I'm coming.

sorry not sorry pal

[channellings]

a mushroom
some really ridiculously pink one
with yellow dew drops on it or something idk

haha that's what he said

[because he's twelve so rhys is probably the only person that won't get irate at having to deal with him.]

Of course you're not

[theprezident]

Ew. Did you put that in your mouth?? EW.

Oh wow how original.

and i'm still not lmfasdfhjf

[channellings]

oh honey i've put a lot of questionable things in my mouth :)

aw gee thanks
i like to keep my material nice and fresh
(and yes i know you were being sarcastic)

Text, UN: GallowsCalibrator

[mindseer]

Hehehehehehehehe
Gaige seems fun!
Maybe I should ask her all about you too!

[She ... is totally trolling you, Rhys.]

Text

[theprezident]

Sorry, but there's nothing she could tell you about me. I'm not infamous like she is. She didn't know me before we met here.

[mindseer]

[She was still totally going to ask. Because any ammunition for joking around was good.]

Hahaha, she sure seemed to think she knew you, calling you out like that. Why'd she do that if she didn't know you, or is she fucking with you too?

[theprezident]

No, she's from the same galaxy/universe/reality that I am. She actually is infamous, so I know OF her. But she doesn't know of me.

[mindseer]

Infamous? So this Vault Hunter crap's real is what you're saying?
What exactly is a Vault Hunter and why do they call it that?
It sounds like a fancy word for "Bank Robber"

text; (day one-hundred seventeen, sometime during the night idk)

[channellings]

[so, what's the best thing to do when you're panicking over someone having not come back from a scouting mission when they probably should have? that's right, you create a distraction.]

hey [is how the message begins. sounds a bit too basic for klaus's liking, though.]

what're you up to?
doing anything important?
[just how unsubtle should he be about this—] if so can i get on your ‘to-do’ list??

[go big or go home, right? right.]

[theprezident]

[ Okay so he might consider the actual meaning of that a bit more in a second but right now he needs to just excuse me. ]

Oh my god

I can't believe that's how you decided to do this

[channellings]

[jesus christ, rhys, he thought he was pretty clear last time: subtlety isn't one of his strong suits.]

and i can't believe you expected anything less
or more or whatever else it was you were expecting
also you didn't answer my question: are you busy or not?

[theprezident]

[ It's not about the bluntness so much as the fucking pun. ]

Not really.

You're not super high again are you?

[channellings]

[oh. yeah, well, those only get worse, too.]

terrific! you should come see my new room
and no i'm not high
i'm disgustingly sober to be quite honest

[ Text ] Regarding the database

[dataset]

Hello Rhys,

Have you made any progress on the database that you had mentioned?

[ Text ]

[theprezident]

[ Yesss, it's the awesome robot guy! ]

Hi!

It got a little delayed since I was sent home, and I also lost my partner, but right now we're working on the parts for the computer-ish thing to put in the library. I've got a few native Asgardians helping me out with it. The good thing about me going home is that I actually know more about hardware now than I did before.

[dataset]

Building hardware is outside the scope of what I am most familiar with. However, I would be willing to try, if you show me what you need.

[theprezident]

Absolutely! I'd be happy to show you. There's still a lot to do, so we'd be super happy to have you.

[dataset]

When and where would you like to meet to go over this information?